Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place
no girls allowed
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
when i look in the mirror:
when i try to take a picture: